Friday, July 20, 2007
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Sunday, July 8, 2007
It's time for me to tell you all the truth. Not about me of course because if I tell any of you anything more about me they'll be cops surrounding my house and I'll wake up to someone looking at me through my window. The truth I'm about to talk about is to all kids 5-8 years old. All you parents who are having trouble talking to your kids about Santa, Barney, and their "imaginary friends" then put them to the screen so I can tell them the truth. Okay first Santa kids when your parents told you about Santa it was all a lie (you could even say it was a load of bull). Think about it some guy break'n in your house to leave stuff that is some B.S. (Kids don't say B.S to your mommy's and daddy's unless you've heard them say it to each other then what the heck tell them). Any guy living in the north pole for that long has probably (mommy if your reading I'm sorry) frozen his balls off. Or at least being with all those guy elves all day he is probably gay and not in the happy way, Ms clause knows what I mean. If Santa clause was ever real there is no way short of immortality that he could deliver pesents for 500 years and still be alive, his belly may jiggle like a bowl full of jelly but kids it only jiggles because it's full of crap. So kids I wan't you to go up to your parents right now kick then in the shin and yell "Santa is some real B.S" then run and slam the door. And don't worry I will make another part to The truth where I talk about that jack wad Elmo that drunken gang banger.
Thursday, July 5, 2007
It's time to talk about one of the biggest problems in the world right now and I'm not just talking about African Americans talking about how the man is keeping them down. I'm going to talk about how Caucasians (white folk) are being racist to and Asians, Mexicans all of the maybe not all in this post but I will. I'm not going to talk about how da five-0 keeping da black man down just yet (sorry my fellow African Americans yes that's right I'm not some white nerd on the computer with pocket protectors I am a black boy with things on my mind go ahead send hate mail KKK). Anyway I have something to say about white people those of you who are racist I'll have some words for you later that might have the words : uck you with maybe another letter in there somewhere preferably a F and preferably in the front. But I want to talk about how all white people get messed up for something that never did in there life. I mean I believe in punishing the evils of the KKK but not all white people are racist and I know some of the African Americans are mad at me for saying that. A third of my friends are Caucasian I mean and there not born knowing not to say certain words. Especially at school like mine because there are a lot of black people who are stupid (notice I didn't say African Americans) and when your one white guy around a lot of angry black guys there going to blame you for about almost everything. If that's you probably going to beat up sooner or later. But I'm getting away from my point what I'm trying to say is a lot of white people are trying to stop racism and not tell there kids about it and that's the only way to make it die. But mostly Black people are keeping it alive and won't let it die even if it never happens to them in there entire life. I'm not saying all white people aren't racist to African Americans shoot I know some black people who are racist to African Americans but black folk if you keep holding on to the past you won't be able to turn to the future. But still if you see a white guy or if your a girl and you see a white girl say they are racist punch them in the nose and beat the crud out of them.
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Hey everyone my name is Willie (hooray :]) and you are know on my site and if you don't like it uyou can leave, just leave you babies (i'm just joshing ya or am I). Any way my dream is to bve an author most of you are probably thinking well stupid willie and all you saying that can kiss my cheeks (you know the one's on my butt). I'm going to probably talk about superhero's alot or something stupid which is awesome. So if you like vampire's look at this video with chris brown and we are going to start bouncing off wall to wall.
Time to take something very important the environment. Our planet is dying slowly folks and you know why because we're polluting it. Some of freakin' morons are thinking it's not that bad Willie well if I find you saying that it will be bad for you. If you say "it's not that bad" to me I will slap you across the face. In ten years when your sleeping on a pile of trash you'll think it's that bad. People don't even notice when there polluting any more there throwing trash on the ground like there no tomorrow and if they keep messing up our planet there will be no tomorrow. It's gotten so bad that I a thirteen year old boy has had to get involved. All I am asking for is a little help here, my fellow teens start recycling at home and if your school doesn't already recycle talk to the principal about it. If your really invested in it go do some community service and pick up some trash ask your teachers about it and they'll try to help you. Together we can not only save this planet but also make it better! :]
Well I knew this was coming I have to tell you what side I'm on when it comes to immigration. I don't want anyone sending me angry letters or anything and I'm not going to change the way I feel. I think people who hate Mexicans for coming over the borders are slightly kind of racist. There I said it you guys are RACIST because if someone else came from another country you guys wouldn't even care. In fact I saw a show about these British celebrities coming to America and people were planning parties months in advance. I don't see you guys planning a party for Manuel and his family when they come from Mexico. You don't see a batman and superman fighting over this what would that look like? Personally I think Batman's going to wipe out some kryptonite and kick some alien butt. Anyway I never see people get mad when Canadians come down from Canada and live in California. Hey man I your going to be mad at immigration don't just go after the Mexicans go after everyone until there is only Native Americans left. Then I'm going to be laughing like heck because I got a little Cherokee in me. Bye suckers
I know how it is to be a crazy kids I personally hate the idea of ageist (that's what I call it when someone older thinks they can do something better or be smarter because they're old (notice how I didn't put older just old) ). But that makes kids try to one up the adults because none of them are saying "I believe you can do anything" adults are just saying "your to little to do this" which makes kids and teens want to do it m0re. They do things like fight in the street and beating up hobos (oh yeah I've heard oh it). That kind of ageist thinking makes us try to speed on the freeways when were only 15 and don't have licenses all because adults are being "truth tellers" and not lying to their kids. SO what if we know your child won't be the smartest in the world or destroy the black holes that are getting closer to Earth doesn't mean you should tell him that. Okay not all the adults are bad some of those teenagers are just stupid and want to drink then decided "it's my car man I gonna drive". So there are two things you guys should learn parents lie, lie like heck and kids don't by each other drinks!
All you people who are sad about losing a friend I feel for you. Whether your friend has moved on to the afterlife or just moving away it's sad. One of my best friends moved away when I was eight and we had had known each other since we were four. He lived in Jamaica for three years luckily for me he moved back. But for some of you that's not always the case I am sorry if this is stirring up any painful memories. If your friend is just moving away swap phone numbers and cells (if you have them). If your friend has past there is nothing I can really tell you that can heal your suffering. All you can do is morn and find comfort that you still have family and other friends that love you. Their is nothing as painful as losing your best friend or someone that you love. I have found a music video and though it won't make you laugh or forget the pain it will let you know your not alone though and that's all that you can really do to get you along in your life. So when you feel like you can't go on anymore find comfort in friends and family.